Feast your eyes on the oldest dildo in the world! It was found on the banks of a Swedish canal and is thought to be up to 8,000 years old.
The Stone Age phallus is carved out of deer antler (ouch) and expected to have been used as a sex toy for priestesses. Yeeeehaw!
But that’s not the most shocking part – it’s only 4 inches long and 1 inch in diameter. Um, WHAT?
Women must have been as tight as you freaking like!
